What’s in the bag?

Date: 2010.03.05 | Category: Jokes, Teaching | Tags:

I just watched this one TV programme. It is about celebrities, their gossip and their life. One of the segments that I like in this programme is ‘looking inside the bag’. The reporter will check celebrities’ bag and have a look what are the things inside.
The first celebrity is a radio DJ. I like her because she’s a happy go lucky person, always cheerful and she also able to make the listeners’ day full of joy. In her bag there is a lotion, two cell phones, a pen and a notebook, several vitamins and also a perfume. I’m quite surprise because there is no make-up in her bag!
The next celebrity is a dancer. Of course in her beg there would be a set of make-up, mirror, perfume, and surprisingly she has a bottle of weight loss dietary supplement in her bag! No wander she looks so slim nowadays.
The last celebrity is an actress. She carried a set of make-up, chewing gum (to prevent from bad breath she said), one cell phone and a protection spray. Suddenly I wander, didn’t these people carry a pad with them?